Tuesday, October 27, 2009

I just wasted about 10 minutes on something that doesn't exist

I lay in bed last night thinking about things that apparently do not exist.

So I researched it today on the net. Cause I am a researcher and all bad ass and totally want to be ever smarter.

But it didn't exist at all.

I was thinking about how I just started my period and here Lady has been in heat for a week. I wondered if pheromones ever made that species break. Like do we sense each others pheromones. Not in the sense of like getting it on, but for females. Like do we sense one is ovulating, going into heat, whatever. Cause you know that women do that when we get together for long periods of time.

Well apparently what I was wondering doesn't even exist. It can't happen. So it just so happens and is purely a coincidence that this happens to Lady and I.


Fine I won't be a scientist....and I should probally lay off the Vicodin at night.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

The pitter patter of my heart

Yesterday was the day from hell, quite literally. My head felt like someone had kicked me in the back of it. Kinda like those karate kicks. Not Karate Kid like, cause well thats so 80's and kinda gay. But like Jett Lee or Jackie Chan, all bad ass and totally painful.

I laid in bed all day. Yes all day. And it wasn't one of those days where hot men feed you grapes as you lay all queen-like on a beautiful fluffy couch with a pillow under one arm. And hot sweat glistening men feed you grapes. No it was one of those, if I move one inch I just may die.

So Saturday was completely shot. I only ventured down stairs and out the front door to go get Chris Mc Donalds. Because I am so bad ass and such a great wife that I feed my husband greasy nasty fried mess. I am waiting for my nomination, go ahead nominate me...I will work on my acceptance speech.

My Mother called me late last night and asked me if I would like to go to the State Fair. I said why not. Admission fare had dropped to a reasonable rate, where I wouldn't need to morgage a house or take a loan out or hell even sell my good kidney. We decided to go ahead and go.

We were walking around looking at the exhibits and whatnot. It's amazing what a $30 jar of jewelry cleaner will clean. And how about that band you wrap around your wrist? It's made of velcro and somehow cures MS. Holy crap!

But then the pitter patter of my heart began to beat even faster.
This is what I saw...


Its Peter Facinelli.

Who is that? Well here he is to refresh your memory.

He is the guy in the middle.....Carlisle Cullen.


I SAW him!!!!
And got this...


OMG I am in heaven. Staring at his picture on my desk right now.

He was at the fair doing some autograph signing. I found out about it at the last minute and dragged Chris over to get his autograph. Poor Chris was the only male, besides Peter and his body guards, for at least a two block radius.

Thoughts of running away with him went through my mind. Having his love child, doing naughty things too. But then he rode away on a golf cart. And then I saw his wife....


You know, Kelly from 90210!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am super cool. Totally cool cause I didn't bomb rush her. I let her walk by me, let her be awesome. Cause she had her daughter.

So I had like the day to be all days! I am so cool!

Sunday, October 11, 2009

At a fork in the road

There comes a time in every person's life where we come to a cross road or a fork in the road.

We wonder if we should achieve more, if we should be greatful for what we have, if we really do have it all.

We relish in the things that we have seen, done, and spent time on. We remember all the times we spent with family, laughing, crying and even arguing. We think back on little things that happened, things that may have not even meant anything to anyone, but it did to us.

And we enter this fork in the road.

Which path do we choose? Do we continue on with what we are doing? Do we go to the right with one decision? Or do we go to the left with a different decision?

No matter the way, it will have trials and tribulations. It will have reprocussions. It will have heartache. And it will have madness.

But it also could have happiness, new beginnings, new endings, and new memories.

So which road do we choose?

Spilled Soda

Today is just another day in the world, but it was a nice day for me. The weather is beautiful and its so nice to have the window's open, allowing the great beautiful air into the house.

Ok probally not beautiful, but it's nice to have fresh air in the house.

I got alot done, for once.

So much done. Macaroni salad made, dishes washed, kichen cleaned, living room cleaned, floors vacummed and steam mopped, everything dusted and in its place. It's so nice to have a clean house. It makes you feel good to be around clean things. I hope it gets Chris out of his funk as well as mine.

So spilled soda? What does that have to do with anything?

Chris spilled soda on the tile floor in the living room. He didn't clean it up so well, so it made a huge mess. Thank goodness for the shark steam mop.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

You've disappointed me (you in general, not you reading this...you know who you are)

I go to your blog...EVERY SINGLE DAY. I search for your next escapade...EVERY SINGLE DAY. I get a message from you "Blog you nut, you haven't blogged!!"

Yet I go to your blog and you have nothing. No funny story, no quirky anadotes, no inspiring words of wisdom...NOTHING.

My day is not complete without visiting your blog, yet there is NOTHING for me to read.

Do you know how busy I am? Don't you know that I visit your blog EVERY SINGLE DAY in hopes of laughing and then I get NOTHING?


Tuesday, October 6, 2009

The weater is cooling, leaves are falling...

And I think I am getting sick.


So these dimwit students of mine are sick. I teach 2 different subjects (Anti-infectives and the Micro-Computers). Both of which are extremely interesting...NOT! One class I actually teach twice, so I have them for both classes. Then I teach a third hour to a completely different set of students. The first two hours of class, the student population is small and we are in a huge classroom. Or maybe its just a big class and the room is so big they seem small? Or maybe I am teaching midgets? OOOO now that is cool!

The third hour I am teaching a large class (maybe giants?). This group of students consists of 19 people. They are all crammed in a very small classroom with the other instructor for 2 classes. These poor students are in like a incubator. I call them my incubator students.

Half of them are sick, throwing up, etc. You think these morons would stay home? Nope they come to class and share the sickness. And now I think they shared it with me!!

FRIGGIN FRACKING!!! I don't want to be sick. I don't have time for this. My ear hurts and is popping. Great! My body aches. UGGH!!!

Can someone come teach these morons? It's easy, promise.

Sunday, October 4, 2009

An afternoon of bliss...

Cleaning bliss that is.

I moved all my bedroom furniture around all by myself. And then I cleaned the entire room. And when I say cleaned, I say cleaned.

I vaccummed, dusted, cleaned behind furniture, reorganized the nightstand drawers, threw away some things I just don't need anymore, etc.

Basically a deep clean.

It's so lethargic to see a nice and tidy room, one the is clean, dustless, and smells all purty.

Saturday, October 3, 2009

One word

I stole this off another blog I go to. Give it a whirl, it might be fun :)

Answer each question with ONLY ONE WORD. You can elaborate or explain an answer only if asked.

1. Where is your cell phone? purse
2. Your hair? Down
3. Your mother? Crazy
4. Your father? Funny
5. Your favorite food? Mexican
6. Your dream last night? unmemorable
7. Your favorite drink? Coke
8. Your dream/goal? Peace
9. What room are you in? Bedroom
10. Your hobby? Reading
11. Your fear? Real
12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Happy
13. Where were you last night? Bed
14. Something that you aren’t? Patient
15. Muffins? Sure
16. Wish list item? Vacation
17. Where did you grow up? phoenix
18. Last thing you did? TV
19. What are you wearing? shorts
20. Your TV? On
21. Your pets? Crazy
22. Friends? Fantabulous!
23. Your life? Mess
24. Your mood? Blah
25. Missing someone? Yep
26. Vehicle? Chevy
27. Something you’re not wearing? Thong
28. Your favorite store? Target
29. Your favorite color? Red
30. When was the last time you laughed? Today
31. Last time you cried? Tonight
32. Your best friend? Funny
33. One place that I go to over and over? Work
34. One person who emails me regularly? APS
35. Favorite place to eat? Restaurant

I tag all of you. What's your word?